Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
