my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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