so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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