I cockslap morals
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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