did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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