so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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