Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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