i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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