You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
