this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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