she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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