If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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