yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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