worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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