people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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