Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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