he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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