she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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