I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
A bitchslap is in order.
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