Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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