Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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