If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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