He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I've blown a few things in my day
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
whose parrot is this?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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