the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
how drunk are you?
Several
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
