We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
two words...techno handjob
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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