Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize