hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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