I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
