Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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