why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize