is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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