the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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