I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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