He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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