But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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