I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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