i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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