I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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