I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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