WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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