My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Randomize
