i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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