sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We left the knife in your bed.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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