how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I should be sponsored by Trojan
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
