I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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