Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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