we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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