when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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