Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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