margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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