And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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