Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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