Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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