Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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